Forget About Nuclear Deal – Iranians Want iPhone & McDonald’s

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Jul 26 2015
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In the eyes of Tehran, President Barack Obama and Secretary of State John Kerry were nothing but rhetoric empty vessels that have been bringing nothing but shames to the Americans. Clearly, Obama administration is considered the worst president the country has ever produced, for as long as Americans can remember.


Nobody believes Iran would honour the recently concluded nuclear deal, except for Obama and Kerry. Amusingly, as Kerry was fighting tooth and nail defending the deal, Iranian government continues to ridicule and insult Obama administration. Even when Kerry issued a threat of military action against Tehran if it fails to respect the deal sealed on July 14, Iran rubbished it as pure “empty threats”.



Heck, even Iran’s supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei found his way to joke about America, after he tweeted a graphic that appears to depict President Obama holding a gun to his head with a message – “US president has said he could knock out Iran’s military. We welcome no war, nor do we initiate any war, but ..”


Even Mr Kerry himself admitted that Iran has the knowledge to make nuclear bombs and you simply cannot bomb that knowledge away. So, what makes Obama administration so sure that they have not already built one, just short of aiming it at Obama’s bedroom? For now, there’s no compelling reason for Iran to send a nuclear missile into U.S.

President Obama and State of Secretary Kerry Called Stupid

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to pick one of two options on the table – a nuclear bomb or US$100 billion in frozen assets. Those who think Iran was an extreme conservative Muslim country have to expand their horizons. It was a scam or a hoax. Just like other politicians, Tehran wants their citizens to be dumb, for as long as possible.

Rich Kids Of Tehran - Sexy Babes 3

In case you still couldn’t get the picture, go read the hidden lives of the rich kids of Tehran. It’s ironic, that while the conservative “Government of Iran” controls their ignorant people with religion, their own kids were allowed to live the lives like the normal western countries’ rich and spoilt brats.

Rich Kids Of Tehran - Guys Having Drinks

That’s why we said reading too much into religious holy books, regardless of religions, is not healthy. Again, you may foam at mouth on this, but the fact remains that there’s no concrete proof that God actually exist. As a matter of curiosity, do you think badass like Gaddafi, Putin, Mubarak, Marcos, Mahathir and even Najib actually believe in God?


Okay, forget about the nuclear deal and God’s existence, now that Kepler-452b has been discovered. While Iran’s Hassan Rouhani wanted the mouth watering US$100 billion in frozen assets badly, Iranians wanted something else. While they’re not rich enough to live the lives like Paris Hilton in Tehran, they secretly wish they could buy iPhone.

Nuclear Deal - Iran Tehran To Allow or Not To Allow Apple Store

Although it may be impossible for Tehran to allow Apple stores to be opened in the capital, the American company can always find local partners as distributors. But even if getting iPhone is not possible to Iranians, at least for the time being, there’s something else in their wish list – McDonald’s Big Mac.


Local social media users have been tweeting about the prospect of the return of the American culture to Iran. If Reza Taghavi, one of the country’s most influential hard-liners who double as Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s mouthpiece, is any indicator, it would be a challenge for Iranians to sink their teeth into quarter pounders and supersized fries.

Iran Tehran McDonalds

Not only Iranian extremists were against McDonald’s, they also denounced Coke and Pepsi, jeans and even Marlboro cigarettes. Although McDonald’s says it has no plans to return to the country since the 1979 revolution, the company could be making plans to penetrate the Middle East country via local franchiseesquietly and secretly.


Currently, Iranians could only taste the fake version of McDonald’s, in the form of a restaurant called “Mash Donald’s”. But the locals can tell you it wasn’t the same. Instead of rejoicing about the country not getting bombed after the nuclear deal, Iranians were actually celebrating about the prospect of American products.

Iran Tehran Mash Donalds

And that’s precisely what really terrifies the conservative Iranian government. They weren’t afraid of military attacks from the America. They were actually shivering about American culture invasion. After all, if their own supreme leader could tweet under Twitter platform, obviously an American product, would Big Macs something too much for Iranians to ask?


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