From Doraemon To Finding Coronavirus In Sewage – The Government’s Top-6 Screw Ups Within 14-Day Of Lockdown

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Apr 02 2020
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Muhyiddin Yassin probably had no idea how incompetent his government is when he announced his bloated Cabinet comprising 70 ministries. But with a very limited pool of intellectuals to choose from, he could only pray that his backdoor government would do as little damage as possible in the first 100 days of his administration.


Perhaps that’s one of the reasons why Islamist party PAS president Hadi Awang and Malay nationalist party UMNO president Ahmad Zahid Hamidi were told to zip their mouth temporarily. Some said it was divine retribution that the Coronavirus suddenly exploded in the face of PM Muhyiddin right after he plotted with PAS and UMNO crooks to topple his own government.


But even without Hadi Awang and Zahid Hamidi, the backdoor Perikatan Nasional government, which has yet to receive any endorsement or recognition in the form of a congratulatory note from foreign countries (with the exception of Indonesia and Singapore), has seen how Muhyiddin’s boys and girls had done a spectacular job at screwing up the government.

Muhyiddin Yassin - Prime Minister Legitimacy In Question

From the moment Muhyiddin was sworn in as the country’s 8th prime minister on March 1, to his decision to lock down the country from March 18 to 31 (which has since been extended to April 14), nothing seems to be going right. It was quite a surprise because the “experienced” UMNO, the party which had ruled the country for over 60 years, is now part of the government.


Amazingly, the PM took the lead in screwing up his own government when he tried to play politics in time of a crisis. In spite of the horror first death (March 17) in Covid-19 pandemic, Muhyiddin chaired a special National Action Council meeting with all the chief ministers – except those from the states controlled by opposition Pakatan Harapan (Selangor, Kedah, Negri Sembilan, Penang and Sabah).


His action was not only disgraceful, but spoke volumes about the type of leader he was – shortsighted, irresponsible, arrogant and vengeful. His despicable act of ignoring the people from the 5 states was so unacceptable that even the disgraced former PM Najib Razak, supposedly his ally, said no state should be discriminated due to their pro-government or pro-opposition political alignment.

Muhyiddin – Chairing National Council Action Meeting on Covid-19 - Without Chief Ministers From 5 Opposition States

After public backlash against Muhyiddin’s childish and cheap politics, Chief Secretary to the Government Mohd Zuki Ali suddenly came forward and took the blame. Mr. Zuki apologised profusely and insisted that it was his mistake, not his boss’. But every Tom, Dick and his hamster knew Zuki had been made a scapegoat to shield the backdoor government of Muhyiddin Yassin.


Just when you thought things could not get any worse, enter Health Minister Adham Baba. The so-called doctor who obtained a Bachelor of Medicine and Surgery (MBBS) from Universiti Malaya became the epicentre of jokes after he appeared on national TV lecturing Malaysians on the formula to “kill Covid-19”. His method was so revolutionary that he should be awarded the Nobel Prize.


Apparently, the genius believed the virus was vulnerable to heat. Therefore, he advised people to drink warm water to “flush” virus down to the stomach and voila, the digestive acids will kill the deadly Coronavirus. It has brought embarrassment to the University Malaya that this student was not taught about the difference between the respiratory system and digestive system.

Dr Adham Baba – Health Minister

In his rush to score some cheap political points, the Health Minister hadn’t an idea as to why when the novel Coronavirus SARS-CoV-2 (aka 2019-nCoV) was first reported by China on December 31, 2019, the case was identified as “respiratory illness”. His claim was so silly that UK-based Malaysian trainee surgeon Dr Nur Amalina Che Bakri had to debunk it.


But his incompetency didn’t end there. He prematurely and proudly told all and sundry that he saw signs of a “plateau” in the number of Coronavirus cases. Right after he shot his mouth off, a spike in Covid-19 cases and deaths subsequently happened. You should avoid this doctor called Adham Baba with a 10-foot pole even if all the doctors had died from the pandemic.


The third screw-up arrived when the people were shocked with the one person per car rule. Announced by Senior Minister cum Defense Minister Ismail Sabri Yaakob, the new rule is to be implemented on top of the shortened operation hours from 8am to 8pm daily for eateries, markets, petrol stations and even food delivery services that comes into effect on April 1.

Coronavirus - Senior Minister Ismail Sabri One Person Per Car Rule

It didn’t cross the mind of Ismail Sabri Yaakob that he himself is being ferried around by his own driver. So, is he or other VIPs subject to arrest for not driving alone? In terms of practicality and convenience, enforcing one person per car rule is absolutely ridiculous. To add salt to injury, the clueless government has also announced movement restriction of 10-km radius from home.


For people who need to travel beyond the 10-km radius due to whatever reasons, they must first visit the nearest police station to obtain a written permission from the police officer in charge. Already, there were complaints that the authorities have started asking for “coffee money” before granting permission to those who need to travel to another district to attend a funeral.


With 7,500 military personnel and 8,600 police operating more than 1,600 roadblocks nationwide, it opens up golden opportunities to certain dirty authorities to make some quick cash. Now that people are forced to get written approvals before they can travel beyond 10-km radius, what is there to stop the already corrupt authorities from squeezing pocket money for the coming Hari Raya festival?

Doraemon Minister Rina Mohd Harun

Still, nothing beats the Doraemon Minister Rina Mohd Harun, the woman in charge of the Ministry of Women, Family and Community Development. Not to be left out in promoting herself during the first stage of MCO (movement control over), the ministry gave away some jaw-dropping tips to women, especially wives and mothers working from home – put on make-up and be “flirty”.


Besides advising women to “groom as usual”, the Women Minister lectured mothers or women to avoid nagging when their spouse did household chores not to their liking, but to instead talk nicely in a “Doraemon-like” tone, followed by a giggle like the earless robotic cat. The ministry also warned women not to be sarcastic towards their spouses who do not help with housework.


Only a crazy or a retarded woman would act and speak like a Doraemon as suggested by Minister Rina. Understandable, this was the same minister who got incredibly angry during the previous Pakatan Harapan government after being questioned as to why she accepted titles and awards in conjunction with the 80th birthday of the Malacca Governor Mohd Khalil Yaakob.

Coronavirus - Woman Ministry Tips - Speak Like Doraemon

Rina Mohd Harun, then-Rural Development Minister, shamelessly defended herself, arguing that titles and awards would further encourage her to provide service to the people. Not only did she admit her greed and lust for fame and titles, the incompetent minister had essentially acknowledged indirectly that she would only work hard – if bribed or awarded sufficiently.


The screw-up continued with Housing and Local Government Minister Zuraida Kamaruddin. Decorated like an alien, the single most-hated minister was slammed for wearing a full white personal protective equipment (PPE) suit during a sanitation exercise in what appeared to be a political stunt. Her gimmick would have been ignored if not for the fact that the country was suffering from a severe shortage of PPE suits.


But stealing unnecessary thunder and wasting the precious hazmat suit was just the appetizer. Thanks to Zuraida, the incompetency of Muhyiddin government caught the attention of former deputy Health director-general Prof Dr Lokman Hakim Sulaiman, who said he was perplexed to see a disinfection operation involving spraying onto road surfaces.

Coronavirus - Zuraida Kamaruddin - Disinfection Stunt Gimmick

Lokman said the authorities should instead disinfect frequent touch-points, such as doorknobs and lift buttons – “What are they doing? Who is advising them? It is truly a waste of money. How are the roads and road curbs being contaminated? Even if road surfaces are contaminated, how could they get to your face? By people scrubbing their hands on the contaminated road surfaces and touching their faces?”


However, unlike her colleague Doraemon Rina, the arrogant Zuraida has chosen to fight back – foolishly. She defended the wasteful act of spraying the roads with disinfectant, arguing that because nobody knows exactly how the Coronavirus spread, it was therefore better to sanitize more than sanitize less. In short, she admits that she didn’t know what she was doing.


She also argued that the cost of each operation is less than RM1 million, conveniently justified that the disinfection liquid was sponsored as a corporate social responsibility (CSR). But the clueless Zuraida deliberately avoided the question why she had to waste the hazmat suit when some officers were forced to use plastic bags as PPE to carry out their jobs.

Toilet - Germs, Bacteria, Virus

Many probably had missed out a screw-up committed by Islamist party PAS. As Coronavirus becomes the hottest trend around the world, the deputy president of PAS – Tuan Ibrahim Tuan Man – could not resist the temptation and joined the bandwagon. Appointed as the Minister of Environment by PM Muhyiddin, Tuan Ibrahim has decided to venture into a different business – sewage.


Yes, the holy man said his ministry will conduct a comprehensive investigation and research to determine whether the naughty Coronavirus could spread through the sewage system. In other words, the Islamic religious scholar was very interested to know if the virus could be detected in stool samples. And he plans to use the expertise of Universiti Teknologi Malaysia (UTM) in his new project.


Seriously? Do you really need to engage UTM to study such a no-brainer curiosity? If parasitic worms like intestinal worms could survive in your body and purged out – still alive – in stool, chances are Covid-19 could too. The burning question is – so what if the Coronavirus could be detected in stool or sewage system? Should not wastewater contain of all types of bacteria and virus in the first place?

Coronavirus - Tuan Ibrahim Tuan Man - Covid-19 In Stool Faeces Sewage

What does holy man Tuan Ibrahim plan to do once he made the bombshell discovery that Covid-19 indeed could spread through the sewage system? Short of publishing it in Science Journals and Magazines, and make a fool of himself, will the Minister of Environment recommend to PM Muhyiddin to declare another lockdown on all toilets nationwide to prevent the virus from spreading?


Yes, within a short period of 14 days in the first stage of MCO (movement control over), the people have been entertained by at least six extremely talented ministers under Muhyiddin’s backdoor administration. That’s an average of about a screw-up every 2 days. Not bad for a 1-month old government made up of Bersatu, UMNO and PAS.


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Muhyiddin should just issue MCO on all his ministers – Mouth Control Order.

We have to be fair and positive in our assessment of the sick comedy that is our gomen and its comic approach in dealing with the virus.

Given one car one passenger, given further enhancement on the enhanced lockdown, there’s plenty more opportunity for the gomen to screw up, we will be getting truckloads of screw ups each further day, from each of the ministers.

So mathematically-speaking, it is one minister and five trucks of screw ups, each.

We can expect the gomen to make geometric progression beyond those dangerous initial screw ups, give it more days beyond the more days, we can only get more even more hair-raising screw ups…

Yes, we can’t hold our piss trying not to split our kidneys over the stupidity of Renal Doraemon, who definitely takes the piss with her spouting rot.

And we can’t take a leak if we laugh, if the cure for coronavirus infection is holding plenty of warm water in our system.

We can’t laugh when the gomen restricted a meeting about the welfare of the nation to only geng members, no one from opposition states allowed to know about nonsense to protect his folks.

We can’t complain if mullah Tuan Ibrahim wants to hang out in the sewers. That is his home, after all. Whatever the holy mullah sermonises comes from there too.

Yes, we can’t contain ourselves laughing over Zuraida containing nothing spraying mirth over everything having nothing to do with the virus. She is right in thinking we should spray more than spray less since we know nothing about the virus. Or what to spray.

In which case, we should spray everything in Malaysia, it is such fun to don expensive hazmat suits and play with the hose in front of cameras.

We should not complain about the rip roaring laughs our clown moron politicians can generate at the time of the coronavirus.

They are blessed relief from the nervousness and fear among the public that whatever the gomen can fcuk up, it can fcuk them up in a guaranteed spectacular fashion.

We may not all die of the virus, but we can all die from being knocked out laughing at our clown moron politicians.

Tqvm for your entertaining yet informative article.
This current cabinet will go down in Malaysian history (even world) as the most humorous.
Looking forward for some international media to pick up this article n entertain ppl around the world.
Everybody deserves some humor in trying time like this!

Sewage is a good place to test for virions, in order to determine which populations are affected, and how much. This is being done elsewhere.

If you’re referring to researchers from Netherlands, yes, such test can determine if Coronavirus was present in sewage system “before” it spread. But in Malaysia, all the states and main cities have already seen the spread of the virus. So, it won’t help at all.

Deputy Women and Family Development Minister Siti Zailah Mohd Yusoff.

An illigitimate backdoor gomen that consists of unelected insect brained ministers, clueless & incompetent, comprising kleptocrats, criminals, religious bigots and grand thieves will take this country to the darkness of civilization and great sufferings.

This is what broken schools produce. Thanks to our education system that hasslid down the slippery slope right into the drain.

Its ok guys, at least they are doing something to stop Covid19, nothing being done by previous gov in preventing Chinese with corona into this country. The person who wrote this article should just be the prime minister cuz u are such a smart ass. Just shut up and stay home.

You meant Muhyiddin and his minions are doing something in such a way that the cases skyrocketed to 3-digit with more deaths, but the previous government did nothing yet the cases was in 1-digit or 2-digit? Then yeah, you’re correct …

Your science Subject fail ka finance twitter? Symptoms will start showing after 2 weeks, no action from the previous gov, of course now we all affected. Get your facts right la brader before you decide to choose this career. Stop hating people.

You mean there were only 14 days between January 24 to mid of March? Hate? Nah, everybody have doses of laughter and entertainment – keep it up!!

I totally agree with all your criticism except the single occupant vehicle and the 10 km radius. The idea is to appoint only one person to buy supplies and to not travel too far in doing so. Minimise people going out and limiting movement correlates with MCO.

Such a shame really. PH with Dr Dzulkifli at the helm couldve done so much better. Manifesto fullfilled or not, no one in Msia can deny PH has set the bar high. Maybe too high for PN…

Try to tell that to Sarawakians …

PN brings Msia backward with the no brainer cabinet members!

A really stupid policeman at a roadblock stopped my staff returning from work in our cafe. he demanded to see Miti letter for approval to operate and threatened to write a summon if she failed to do so. The joker even went to the extend of saying that he needed to issue a summon as he had not issued one for that day, probably insinuating that he need some grease to look the other way. God knows every small business is already suffering and yet we have this kind of stupid roaming the country and we are at their mercy.

With an average of 1 screwup hilarious jokes churned out, Muhyddin 70 cabinet will keep us entertained for 140 days. That’s 4.5 months of entertainment enough for us to stay home and wear out this pandemic. Keep it up. Keep those hilarious episodes coming.


If people noticed, the comments are made by racists who don’t care about other people but themselves. At a bad time like this whoever your govt is people should give support for the safety of the country. Would you rather be in US or Italy or Spain Or UK? These are countries people hero-worship and look up upon. Do you think they have fantastic governments? Our number of death is negligible as compared to these countries. Would you have any voice if you are in China or North Korea? What do you think will happen to you if you disobey the authority? Our government (whichever party) are being too kind to allow freedom of speech. We probably need a dictator to control our kind of population. Think, before you write anything that can add to the sufferings of our people.

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