In what appears to be an otherwise “natural and boring” (*yawn*) nude games if performed privately, a group of nudists are now in hot soup after a 5-min-20-sec video clip showing their “extraordinary” activity went viral. The original video was uploaded by Singaporean Albert Yam Kam Hoong to Vimeo website, about 2-months ago. Subsequently the video found its way to YouTube (link here but the content has been trimmed to 2-mins).

 

Albert Yam, who is believed to be the main camera-man claimed there were 18 “naturists” who participated the “Penang Nude Sports Games 2014”. The group comprised at least 7 from Malaysians, 4 Singaporeans, 2 Myanmar and one each from Philippines and India. Police have yet to identify the remaining nudists. Obviously this gang of what seems to be middle-aged uncles and aunties were having loads of fun.

The video clip starts with nude body painting before things get hot with tons of games such as running relay, gangnam style horse dance, swim over body, crab walking, camp fire and nude kettle bell exercise. Needless to say, the most steamy game was the “swim over body”, where a naked woman climbed over three men as they lie shoulder-to-shoulder in the sand, all naked – lucky guys (*tongue-in-cheek*)!!!

It was believed that the group of nudists had assembled at Teluk Bahang jetty, Penang, before taking a boat ride to a secret and secluded beach – Teluk Kampi, the most remote beach in Penang National Park. Police are investigating the matter under Section 509 of the Penal Code for words or gestures intended to insult the modesty of a person (whatever that means).

Interestingly, a park ranger taking care of the beach had allegedly granted clearance for the event. Of course now that the video has gone viral and attracts police attention, the ranger is now crying innocent and claimed he had advised the nudists not to proceed with their fest but fall on deaf ears. Amusingly, the ranger did not inform his superiors of what happened immediately, or thereafter. Do you smell rats?

 

For a start, those uncle nudists do not look like mafia or gangster members with tattooed body like Justin Bieber or David Beckham. Assuming the ranger was indeed intimidated by the nudists’ “assets” hence was worried he would be gang-raped and sodomised, why he didn’t make any report whatsoever even “after” the nude games? The answer is quite obvious, is it not?

Chances are high that the ranger had indeed approved the nude party. The worst would be he was somehow paid for the clearance, not to mention he figured it would be beneficial to help himself to the once in a lifetime “great view” instead of using his basic common sense to alert his superior, if indeed he was threatened in the first place. Hence, the authorities should stop insulting our intelligence that the ranger was powerless. In reality, the ranger had a great time himself (*grin*).

 

Another bombshell – apparently one of the participants was a former Kedah Gerakan Wanita Chief, a component party of prime minister Najib Razak administration. After the exposure, Gerakan reacted in lighting speed and clarify that their former women chief had left the party, and she is now already 54. Nevertheless it was a refreshing revelation considering the federal government was trying to politicise the nude event by linking it to the Penang state government.

Despite criticisms, there’re netizens who think the video clip was overly exaggerated. Sure, they were naked but they didn’t do it openly along Orchard Road or KLCC, did they? They didn’t hurt anybody or rape anyone during their organized nude sports games. Are they in any way worse than those super religious people who proclaimed jihadists but do not blink twice about “throats slit” another person, or rape little young girls?

 

The fact that they deliberately chose the most secluded spot in Penang to enjoy their lives goes to show they didn’t plan to offend anyone. Unfortunately their video went viral, otherwise it would be their best kept secret. Sure, they were stupid for not doing their stupid games in their own private island. And they were stupid for uploading the video on the net, otherwise it would be another boring nude scene just like in Langkawi, Pangkor Island, Tioman and what not.

Do you know that many Taiwanese and tourists from other countries can pay roughly RM3,500 (US$1,090, £648) for such a nude trip to Langkawi every now and then, which include accommodation plus a “makan-makan” (street food feast) trip to Kuala Lumpur thrown in? So, people who scream till foam at mouth should view this “Penang Nude Sports Games 2014” as another (*yawn*) non-event.

 

Of course, now that their little naughty secret is exposed, they’ve to face the music considering Malaysia is a country where such “exotic” activity is prohibited. But then, why only prosecute these uncles and aunties for playing in the sand naked but not former MCA president Chua Soi Lek when he was caught with his pants absolutely down, bonking another woman in his sex video scandal?

Oral sex is equally illegal in Malaysia, and Chua Soi Lek did exactly that not many moons ago. Why the hypocrite and double standard? Just because MCA is part of BN-led government, he can walks free while these “adorable” uncles and aunties should be put behind bars? Too bad these “naturists” do not have diplomatic passport or immunity like diplomat Rizalman (*grin*).

 

After all, Albert Yam openly declares he is a friendly nudist and he organizes nude activities in Singapore and love outdoor “activities”. There wasn’t anybody who get hurt or abused in the event, let alone gangbang, or was there any? Anyway, see you again next year, Albert, if you’re lucky. And don’t upload any more such video to the net – it’s not safe.

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August 8th, 2014 by financetwitter

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