Remember how Malaysian prime minister Najib Razak praised the ISIL / ISIS barbarians to the sky not many moons ago? Well, fortunately for him, he didn’t sign up as one of thousands of foreign jihadists in Syria. We’re not talking about PM Najib not getting his reward – 72 virgins in heaven – in an event he got crushed by female fighters such as Major Mariam who leads her F-16 Desert Falcon squadron.

Even if Najib could survive multiple air strikes, the spoilt brat may not be able to withstand the hardships that come bundled with the jihadist package. After months of joining the fake jihadist Islamic State group, foreigners have become disillusioned. And it wasn’t because they have finally come to their senses about chopping off innocent peoples’ head. Amusingly, some of the 376 French currently fighting in Syria have begged for advice on how to return home.

 

As revealed by Le Figaro, the brave heroes from French are now whining, bitching and crying about the misery and boredom about their supposedly noble battle in Syria. For example, a French dying to go back wrote letters to his parents complaining about cleaning weapons and transporting dead bodies. Another whined about how fed up it was to do the washing up for other jihadists.

Many shamelessly admitted about how they missed the comforts of life in France. On a funnier side, one even bitched about his iPod not working anymore hence he got to go back. The truth is, these supposedly “jihadist warriors” are increasingly worry that they may not be able to return home at all, if they stay any longer in Syria. Of the approximately 100 jihadists who have returned to France, 76 are in prison.

 

Hence, the belief among the French jihadists is such that the earlier they go back home, the easier their government could justify about accepting repentants, or at least that was what they hope for. However, it could be merely a wishful thinking because governments around the globe are not willing to take the risk of having ex-jihadists walking like a time-bomb in their communities, not knowing when they’ll attack their own countries.

Interestingly, such crying babies from France is not an isolated case. Together with his three friends from Kalyan, 23-year-old Areeb Majeed left to Syria and underwent training on handling of sophisticated AK-47 and rocket launchers. Unfortunately, he was sidelined by the terror group and instead had been asked to perform duties such as cleaning toilets or providing water to those on the battlefield.

Mr Areeb’s wish to fight was dashed after he was left unattended for his bullet injury for three days. Only after he begged the terror group was he allowed to be taken to a hospital. After his arrest by Indian National Investigation Agency on his return to Mumbai after spending close to 6-months with ISIS, he exposed there was actually no holy war but merely rapes by the terror fighters. He claimed the Indians were considered to be physically weak, hence the discrimination, or was it racist?

There were also reports about British jihadists fighting in Syria who want to come home. But with jail term up to 30-years, they are trapped in a country alien to them. Comically, these British jihadists were worried if they are killed in fighting other jihadist groups rather than the Assad regime they will forfeit any chance of martyrdom and paradise. It seems French jihadists are more donkey than the British jihadists.

 

Nevertheless, the fact remains that the much publicised holy war is not as glamorous as the jihad they had imagined in theory. Still, it’s too early to tell if the French authorities are dumb enough to take a broken iPod as evidence of “repentance” (*grin*). Surely if the jihadists really wanted to, nothing can stop them from going to the paradise, including inability to recharge their iPods. Perhaps future jihadists should ask ISIS to provide them maid and cook?

After you beheaded all the men and raped all the women, who do you think will do all the dirty works such as scrubbing toilet, cooking and washing underwear, if not the jihadists themselves? Perhaps they should start thinking whether it’s worthwhile to be involved in such a jihad scam in the first place, let alone dreaming about going to paradise. God must be an idiot to admit such fools into heaven (*tongue-in-cheek*).

 

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December 3rd, 2014 by financetwitter

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