Sleepy Sabrina Lowyatkob couldn’t find his chickens he now turns to Turkey. It is a natural progression the helpless and witless Burbebri mannequin buggers off to the Land of 80% Inflation ruled with iron knuckles by the crude thug Erdogan who fancies himself a caliph for the return of the Ottoman Empire.

Erdogan depends on the Muslim fundamentalist votes to keep him in power and since his rule Turkey has been going back to the Stone Age with its religion as it has with its economy. Just as a simple example, lovely Turkish ladies keep getting spat at or slapped or have their hair pulled for not wearing the hijab. We are not far behind with these practices, abuse too are meted out by the self-righteous munafiqs in Bolehland too. When it is not a clear-cut ruling in the scriptures about any headdress. It is not even half as clear as about drinking camel urine, Cheers!…

Erdogan’s dream of empire saw him supporting Uyghur terrorists fighting for the non-existent “East Turkestan” supposedly somewhere in Chinese Xinjiang. To be precise the Uyghurs in China have no real connection long long ago with Turkey at all, they are hardly the same people, and they don’t actually have the same language. With his delusion of empire, Erdogan’s seen the Chinese coming down heavy on the terrorists he used to train to cause death and destruction in China. Not only Turkey was not extending its non-existent empire, China warned Erdogan not to piss about, China has been successful eliminating the fcuking jihadi maniac terrorists in Xinjiang. China even has companies of Uyghur women SWAT teams all eager to pop their wayward menfolk as much as terrorists. I’m sure they are just as eager to put the men in their place, Alhamdulilah!

All round, Erdogan is another big-time failure. Like Sleepy Sabrina. Turkey would be among the first to be hardest hit with the coming huge inflation going on nicely to a crippling recession, Alhamdulilah. The devious old caliph fires all the advisors whom his ego and lack of wit doesn’t agree with, and comes up with all bizarre answers to the mountains of all sorts of problems that beset Turkey, and make all the problems worse. The way Erdogan does or rather doesn’t do things, you could swear he comes from our kind of political sistem, he might even have one of our famous fake certificates of higher learning that the learned among our politicians have.

Like our dirty thieving corrupt politicians, their families are brought in to siphon anything and everything that is worth two bucks and over, don’t we have politicians and their families who are prime examples of rather dim and dull non-achievers who can become miraculously rich, absolutely no talent of any sort required?

Erdogan wants to build a canal cutting Istanbul, à huge and costly and unnecessary project. You wonder why – until you noticed his son-in-law had acquired all the prime land along the new canal route. Everything that can make lotsa money, the Caliph’s trusted henchman has a hand deep in it. The son-in-law certainly qualifies for fast citizenship (the Zakir Express) for Malaisesia for his corrupt and shifty Satanic ways! Come to Malaisesia when Turkey comes unstuck and he will be another idol here, Malaisesians love to hoard any old rubbish and refugee from law, thank you, Alhamdulilah!

Leaving Malaisesia a chicken supply disaster and going for Turkey has a big element of fowl play, though quite a few Bolehlanders have been doing funny things to and with chickens since the heady days of Tanah-whatever. I would vote son-in-law as minister for big dodgy projects, as I would Zakir to replace Hardy Awank if Laurel is not up to a decent Satanic level. The public debt financing son-in-law’s huge unaffordable and useless infrastructure projects is close to usd900 billion, a mouth-watering sum depends on how son-in-law and those among the excessively corrupt see it. No chickenfeed even for them turkeys, I tell ye!

Nothing fundamentally wrong with financing desired projects through public debt, but it is another story, and a nasty one when shady characters and incompetent monkeys are involved. We’ve seen plenty similar in Bolehland where public money is siphoned off, some almost on a permanent basis for dubious, corruption-ridden, disastrously-managed projects thought out and run by crooks with the ultimate purpose just theft. If crooked gomens elsewhere are not as able to operate such dirty schemes, Malaisesia’s plentiful dirty politicians and their cronies can provide the expertise. If anything, Malaisesia is nothing but only abundance of such dirty schemes.

Turkey has not been in any position to indulge in anything good and honest for a good long time. The only other enterprise that has netted some in Turkey a lot of free money is the enterprise of stealing oil from Syria. Yes, that’s a son-in-law enterprise! The lawless shameless theft would easily make son-in-law Mustapha Kemal Kebab the Petron saint of caravan bandits. Uncle Mo with his faulty caravan thieves would be but a small-time petty pickpocket compared.

Turkey also loot grain from Syria. And that’s on top of massacring the Kurds, and backing the murderous jihadis, and returning Syria to the Stone Age, something which not too few of the lunatics that lurked among us had gone to Muslim Syria to do too in exchange for getting pulverised by the Syrian Arab Army and the Russians, Amin. To add to the typical realities of Muslims stealing from Muslims, Erdogan also steal land from Syria by murdering and compassionately and mercifully driving out occupants. With Muslims you don’t have to be any kaffir before your Muslim brothers rob, rape, torture or kill you.

So, again, why would Sleepy Sabrina Lowyatkob on cold turkey for failed ability to function effectually want to go hot Turkey? This a typical Malaisesian mystery and tale for the the Bolehland Twilight Zone – which covers the whole blessed dumbfcuk country. From my deduction – no, I’m not giving any discount on any prices, I can only think Sleepy Sabrina Lowyatkob cannot be going over to borrow money or beg for Investment, Turkey is more than bankrupt and has no honest money for honest purposes.

It follows that the only other reasons can be to launder the beautiful amounts of hot and dirty money, let Malaisesian “Islamic banking” (non-halal) serve as a depository for the lovely money or where funny money can cleanly resurface and be used to line the pockets of politician bandits as well as to invest, Bolehland has plenty of dodgy businesses and dodgy operators for that. There’s also the awkward business of terrorist financing, jihadis don’t slaughter or steal oil etc for the love of the religion of peace. The followers have always been pious lovers and followers of money. There’s also the Turkish Arms trade, buying weapons can help with money laundering.

In any case, wan can only best trust another dear brother in faith, after all, that’s what the Brotherhood is about. Our political parties are the best in the world that money can buy, it may be prudent thinking to buy politicians’ souls, their wives, daughters and slaves too, for strategic reasons, though in Malaisesia nothing can be guaranteed to work – especially our politicians.

I doubt Sabrina went to Turkey for a holiday, he’s too nervously fearing if he’s gone for anything less or non-halal than the above reasons, he may not return to an airport of wailing supporters pretending to sing for his safe return, he may be deposed by his other Muslim bros and sistas, and again, may arrive at an airport and not greeted by his underlings, only this time he can sack nobody for not turning up to wave a flag and sing the anthem.

I dare place my halal bet on the relative benefits of Sabrina, Erdogan, and especially son-in-law Mus Kemal Kebab rubbing each other up and down the right way, and get into some lovely crooked deals. Getting a gift of free hush moolah from the Caliph or his son-in-law a la Jibby and moolah from some obscure mystery Arab Prince would be immensely useful, Sabrina can pay off a sizeable army of yes men cum asslickers to help him stay on his own throne. It can even buy a more decent bunch of wailers to sing a welcome at the airport, the last one was shiite awful.

In the time when the gomens of Sleepy Sabrina Lowyatkob and that of the Caliph are in pretty tough shiite and on course heading for sh*t straits, a nice deal and especially an alliance of the coalition of crooks may be the only way out for countries run by rogues like Bolehland and Turkey, never mind the country collapsing, make sure you run off with the moolah. Preferably those that belong to some country or someone else. Deposit your stolen in Malaisesia and you’ll sleep better at night.

With the kebab artists you’ve got to be extra cautious though, they have scum of the world’s most scary and vicious mafia types who could run after you if you mispend or nick their money. There’s also the violent fascist Grey Wolves which has its own death squads. They may skewer you instead of the shish. Make sure you ask our chief copper for advice on where Fat Jho got his old man disguise that our police force and their international colleagues can never ever find the extra-large wanted creature.

If Sabrina is going to be funny with those nasty kebab salesmen, he’d better discard his loud trademark Burbebri, it’s a dead giveaway spotted a mile away, Sabrina would never be safe in it even with his loving UMNO buddies, scum want to dress him as halal Xmas turkey, scum want him to be the stuffing… Only the unprincipled treacherous two-faced DAP wants to partner Sabrina, if he doesn’t kick the bucket before the DAP holy idol the Snake Pharaoh M for Memali Monster.

As a last note, Sleepy Sabrina may, out of love for his country or for remaining in power, approach the Caliph over the supply of the wheat Turkey stole and is stealing from Syria that Malaisesia could do with. Just recently, Malaisesia was hoping Hindia would, as the Hindians boasted “save the world” by supplying wheat. As usual, and like those Covid vaccines, the Hindians just cannot escape the habit of talking big then find itself utterly useless making good their habitual big-mouthed big talk, and deliver.

On a serious note, Sleepy Sabrina may just want to go cold turkey and volunteer to build the long-awaited and possibly never built new Istanbul canal. Shovel Sabrina is pretty good with the shovel we’ve all seen the evidence of him using the shovel at least once to pick up one single tiny load of dirt to build a dam to stop a flood that’s subsided, Praise Him! Any Turkish kebab artist would welcome him to Turkey with a all-singing and twirling band of bros of Sufis at the airport, would be better than wailing in Ketuanan pidginspeak at a Bolehland airport to welcome him back to Tanah-whatever…