Except for the fact that we have yet another useless gomen of hilarious witless clowns, it should have been run of the mill (or maybe fasting meal) for anyone else to deal with Slapgate – arrest the slapper immediately. There shouldn’t have been the Ayatollah Anwar’s wait-three-days before reacting stupidly, which, again, has highlighted his “two-tiered”, two-faced, too late opportunistic and slithery style.

The happy slappy incident would have been entirely simple to deal with had the MacMullah of MacDani owned a few more working brain cells. This is an open-and-shut case – quickly open a mental asylum prison cell and shut the
slapper tight behind bars.

You see, any excessively thick and obese tough piece of holy shiite who dons the favourite gown of an elderly African woman should have automatically and immediately taken out of circulation and perambulation around a sacred lamppost before s/he had a chance to sing Lion King and call fellow lovely boys and cross-dressers to crawl out of the dark alleys to embarrass our nation of macho alpha apes.

There shouldn’t have been the wait-three-days before commenting like a holy mullah on the part of the Ayatollah, the big girl “African Queen” is obviously mentally ill, have a crisis with wanting a different gender and wanting to “out” with a good bit of drama.

Unfortunately for Bolehland’s bitching and big belly-aching “Type Fcuked-up” gender mixed-up “ladies”, gender bending is entirely prohibited. In fact, the holy “Final Solution” is to elevate the “sinner” to a high position like the top of a high building – and then pushed off. Like the pious and religious of the Middle East and Africa, there’s no shortage of the “followers” to carry out the execution. After giving the pushover Bolehland can avoid any responsibility, scrutiny, royal commission, etc, and not remember anything again, sweep everything under the magic carpet is the answer.

Slapping is a mere general purpose tool to keep the the flock oppressed and in line, there are also tools like stoning, whipping, crucifixion, and, of course, head-chopping. Not too few macho types deranged types, deluded pious and religious, utter lunatics would salivate at the opportunity of having such a nice range of tools to punish others especially the nons, holy punishment is wan of our religious fetishes, the others we can’t mention.

The old bitch should have been surrepticiously grabbed and erased from the picture, hidden somewhere, and for the good of Mankind. And if he is to be charged, Ketuanan and the courts, Proud Mariams or Karens, could still have their day, enjoy prison sentences and fines greatly reduced and everyone can still be happy. And Ayatollah Anwar can still be regarded as a pious saviour of Humanity.

In our upside-down weird world, the violence of slapping as answer to anything is perfectly fine, school children are routinely slapped and all the time for just about anything, girls can be slapped by utter strangers for not hiding their hair, frustration and jungle land heat can be vented, holy terror can be enforced by the Ketuanan silat of the slap. There are plenty of slappers around to prove their moronic macho worth, our African Queen is but just wan of the legion of devils hiding inside those biblical pigs.

Whatever the finer points may be about Slapgate, it must have been really scary for the Chinese Malay-lookalike to be suddenly confronted by a big brownish-black elderly African woman lookalike who demanded to see his identity card. Whatever story the i/c may tell the African Queen, s/he still has no power to demand to see any body’s i/c, that power is the police’s. Neither the Big Woman up the Sky nor the electorate have bestowed upon the African Queen any power to lord it over others however our kampong macho mental retards get wet for it.

Call me prejudiced if you are desperate to but some creature appearing out of the darkness of the night and with dreamy dumb deluded wild eyes and behaving like a fcuking lunatic happily slapping away like a blooming bitch on tropical heat, I’d say lock her/it up right away, then have them Indian prison warders do the happy slappy on him even if Queen Bitch may not resurface in the original wan huge piece.

Dressing up like elderly African women and Arabs appears to be thing with our style pirates. Our supremacist Type Fcuked-up are just not capable of being original. Some go the whore halal ham hog and don the burka too. Sure, all are free to wear a tent but wan should be wary that inside the tent might be another terrorist or Mossad agent. We’ve had a Palestinian lecturer assassinated by disguised killers right in front of our snouts before, I’m pretty convinced machine guns, grenade launchers and even two-door fridges were hidden under those burka.

That said, we should be protected against women who look ugly and behave ugly, and want to look a pirated version of some kind of Arab tent. I actually don’t mind if a camel is dragged along too for authenticity even though there’s actually no religious reason to wear a tent. There’s no reason our style victims can’t dress up as a camel either. Even camel urine can be part of the Middle East Halloween, and can be dispensed by those walking tents.

In a free society we should tolerate both the pondanistani LGBTQ gay cults, and the Wababi Salafi death cults. But then we’ve never been free for anything but those religious mental illnesses. If Happy Slappy African Queen happens to be an uncle, I say he’s free to be a queen by me, but being a slapper is quite something else. Check your dictionary to learn a slapper isn’t quite what you think!

Not safe with our mentally lost control freak patriarchal macho munafiqs seriously desperate to impose their sick world on us. Our queen auntie couldn’t even wait to get a police badge before ordering Ah Fatt to Fatt him with his i/c. The mentally disturbed auntie uncle simply whacked an innocent Chinese-looking Chinese for enjoying his junk food when he’s not even enjoying food during fasting hour. FYI, Chinese don’t have fasting hours.

But in fcuked-up Bolehland and the Ayatollah Anwar Mad Annie regime, the MacMullah is not at all fast on the draw. It took Ayatollah, himself, suspected of being of varied sexual taste himself, a lifetime to make a remark on the disgusting and disgraceful (and criminal) assault. A day is a long time in politics we may remember. Everyone is entitled to eat his junk food in peace and safety.

Of course, Ayatollah was waiting to study the public reaction in order to give the favourable response due to his obsession with his self-image. And, of course, the public reaction is obvious, even the Malays and Muslims don’t like what the African Queen did, while the nons were in an uproar, what a Drama Ramadan!

As religiously non I’ve once considered becoming a “chosen” since I may become better endowed (don’t ask what with, and why). Sadly, my Malay Muslim friends told me that not being from the “supreme/right” race I would be considered as not from the “superior” race, hence not relevant, and not even Muslim even if the MacMullah of MacDani converted me.

G*d Almighty! The African Queen looks frigging ugly – and dumb! Did the Almighty drove a lorry over his face before letting him/her waddle around loose among men on this earth? I doubt that after all the happy slappy drama it will be the last we’d see of the Mad Slapper, I can expect there would be plenty more from the old cross dresser bitch seeking attention and making big show of his piety. Just like other genetic aberrations of deluded and mentally-unhinged lower species of evolution gone wrong.

The Allamighty can easily be out of work if the rejects of Creation go round blessing and authorising themselves “doing the Work of the Lord” bitching and slapping around and disturbing the peace. Eventually, short of flashing our identity cards to ward off those holy demons, we may have to carry around as early warning systems a life-size or king size cross, Guangyin, Guang Gong, a DAP tokong, a giant Kavadi, vell vell vell!

Those who think I have a keris to grind against any specific cluster of raving lunatic monkeys, should be delighted I don’t think any higher for those clusters of Christians, those self-titled “G*d-fearing Christians” who are just as mentally sick and disturbing as any others clutching at any other religion, you think I am not aware of self-flagellation, swearing off sex, alcohol and all that? Those are some of the reasons those dirty stuff happen in churches, mosques, madrassas, seminaries..!

As I have often pointed out, there’s a correlation between mental illness and religiosity, go check that science-based fact out for yourself – especially before you rush out to tell the world your deity has chosen you for a calling and maybe even authorised you to become a fcuking slapper. Remember check out what a slapper actually is!

Those who’s stayed this far through my sermon should ponder on this one too:

What if it is a blessed non running around slapping Malay Muslims for eating inside fasting hours during Ramadan?

Btw, I always go to those places selling food for Ramadan to stock up on tapau during Ramadan. I’m no Muslim but stall-holders are always delighted I, a terrific big-spenders, gobble up in front of them when they can’t, *slurp, burp, faart*!

Else, have a blessed Ramadan, my Muslim friends, only a few more days to go – unless you’ve already binged yourself silly all these evenings..! And beware of donkeys dressed up as elderly African women, and non-Arabs dressed up as tents and fat ninjas, Alhamdullilah!

This concludes my blessed sermon this Holy Ramadan. Peace.