After the controversial socks bearing the word “Allah”, KK Mart has courted yet another fiasco. This time, it’s over “ham and cheese sandwich” sold at its convenience store in University Malaya. The sandwiches were sold with the halal logo despite allegedly not been officially certified, forcing the store to be temporarily closed whilst triggering yet another explosive uproar.
Sold at one of the 16 KK Concept Stores, the sandwich was quickly exploited by extremist and radical Malay politicians such as UMNO Youth Chief Akmal Saleh, who relentlessly attacks the Chinese-owned business. Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department (Religious Affairs) Mohd Na’im Mokhtar too has capitalized on the issue, calling it a “serious offence”.
The scumbag Akmal has also taken to TikTok to express his so-called outrage. In the TikTok video, he falsely said “ham” contains pork and asked how a sandwich containing pork could have a halal label on it. He then reminded KK Mart that the Muslim community is still angry regarding the previous religious sock controversy, warning that this matter will not be taken lightly.

KK Mart had suspended all business dealings with the ham and sandwich supplier – Shake and Bake Cafe – and halted the supply of its sandwiches to all its outlets. The store chain had also issued a letter of demand to its supplier through its legal team, as well as filing a police report. Shake and Bake Cafe, meanwhile, was raided by Jakim (Islamic Development Department Malaysia).
However, a few days later (January 15), the supplier of the pre-packed chicken ham and cheese sandwiches sold by Shake and Bake Cafe confirmed that the meat used in the product is halal-certified. As it turned out, the sandwich ingredients – bread, cheese and chicken slices – were halal-certified by none other than the notorious Jakim itself.
But it was Jakim that had previously declared that the sandwiches, along with the company producing them, did not possess valid halal certification. It’s both hilarious and dumb for Jakim to say that the bread is halal, the cheese is halal, and even the chicken ham is halal, but when use all of them to make a sandwich, it suddenly becomes non-halal or forbidden.

Unless the plastic wrap used to package the ham sandwich is non-halal, it’s laughable to say the food is haram (forbidden) when all the ingredients were already halal-certified. In fact, Malaysia has become a laughing stock even in Indonesia for trying to be too obsessed with “halal-ness” till some extremist Malays foam – even develop ulcer – at the mouth trying to make a hill out of a mole.
Basically, there are three different issues on this so-called ham sandwich. For a Russian graduate doctor like Mr Akmal to hoodwink gullible Malays that ham means pork speaks volumes about his stupidity and ignorance. While ham was originally made from pork (hence the birth of hamburger), the processed meat nowadays could be made from chicken or something called “Turkey” ham.
Therefore, ham isn’t necessarily made from pork as a simple Google could clear the doubts. For Malay students of the University Malaya to be equally dumb like the moron Akmal and can’t use common sense and intelligence to tell the difference is even more disturbing and flabbergasting. What a waste going through years of education only to end up with Taliban mindset.

The second issue is the halal logo itself. Even if the company had misused the logo, it’s wrong to say the sandwich is forbidden. The halal-ness of the sandwich and the halal logo are two separate issues altogether. For Akmal to create a perception – even instigating – that Malay Muslims have been tricked into eating pork sandwich is both irresponsible and disgusting.
Still, it does not explain why Jakim insists the final product – ham sandwich – is not halal despite using halal ingredients to make the delicious food. If the issue is about the logo, and has nothing to do with the food, then it’s merely about the technicalities. Halal food and halal-certified food are two different things here. You eat the sandwich, not the logo. It was like insisting a Honda / BMW cannot be driven on the road unless it gets a logo to certify that it’s a car.
How difficult it is to wrap a piece of cheese and sliced chicken ham between two pieces of bread? If such simple food preparation still needs an approval from the useless Jakim to be halal-certified, then 99% of the food on the market are technically non-halal, including nasi lemak, fried chicken, sizzling yee mee, yong tau foo, pizzas, meatballs, sushi, and whatnot sold at food court in shopping centres.

Yes, how do the Malays know that ingredients like bee hoon, yellow mee, fish paste, meatballs, chicken, sausage or tau foo, let alone the final products, are halal? Was there any halal logo on that plate of sizzling yee mee, yong tau foo or dim sum sold at food courts, for example? Just because the food is sold and cooked by Malays does not mean they are 100% halal, mind you.
Heck, how do you even know that the poultry feed for chickens, or the boba in bubble tea, or the smoked sausage is not tainted with pig DNA? After all, previously the brilliant Jakim and some genius Malays were screaming till their face turned blue about Cadbury tainted with pig DNA, forcing the chocolate maker to recall its products from the shelves.
To be absolutely halal-compliant, Malays who are constantly losing sleep over halal-ness of food must buy their raw materials and products from Muslim producers and manufacturers only. Essentially, they should stop importing from non-Muslim countries including China, India, U.S., Europe, Australia, New Zealand, South America and the list goes on.

In fact, they should boycott ethnic Chinese local-made products like eggs, tau foo, mee, bee hoon, kuey teow, soya sauce, biscuits, white coffee, snacks, diapers, beverages and even those juicy chicken from Pasar Selayang wholesale market. They should also produce their own baby formula, and avoid Tealive, Chicken Rice Shop, 99 Speedmart, NSK, 7-Eleven, Johnny’s Steamboat because they are owned by Chinese.
To be sure, they should stop buying anything from Shopee or Lazada as products sold on the e-commerce platform could be non-halal. How sure are they that the clothing being sold did not contain material from prohibited animals like pig and dog because they do not have Jakim’s halal logo? Hilariously, the same holier-than-thou Malays have no issue accepting banknotes tainted with pork and lard.
The third issue is the burning question why the same Malay extremists still buy a sandwich despite having called for a boycott on KK Mart previously. Why did they care about the halal-ness of the food sold at the kafir convenience stores if they are already boycotting KK Mart? The answer is obvious – they just wanted to create unnecessary troubles and destroy Chinese businesses.

And we know why UMNO Akmal has been falsely and deliberately stirring up racial and religion sentiments among the Malays that the Muslims are being insulted by non-Malays. He wanted to become a Malay hero at the expense of racial harmony, hoping that the continuous and excessive hatred for ethnic Chinese could swing back Malay voters who had abandoned UMNO.
He dares to constantly provoke, bully and attack the Chinese largely because spineless Prime Minister Anwar Ibrahim has no balls to reprimand the UMNO youth chief. The premier still hasn’t the clue that the Chinese voters are waiting – silently – for the next 16th General Election to teach his PKR (People’s Justive Party) a lesson he won’t forget.
Halal certification is merely a marketing gimmick to justify the existence of Jakim, which PM Anwar Ibrahim burnt RM2 billion in annual budget allocation. Are you saying that before the invention of the halal sticker and the formation of Jakim in 1997, Malay Muslims – including Akmal’s ancestors – could not go to heaven for consuming non-halal food? If ham is pork, then all the Malay Muslims have theoretically been eating pork for having eaten “hamburger” (pork burger) for decades.

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Just when I thought it safe to dig into a sandwich, up pops Sergei the Russian sandwich spy, head stuck forward in the aggressive posture of a primitive primate. Wot have I done this time, I say, that so incurred the wrath of Sergei? I quickly checked my socks to see if they have the red devil on them and not any forbidden names.
As a fan of Ketuanan Non-Bumism it falls on me to carry the cross – or even the keris to do the hard or even impossible work of enlightening the barely civilised, barely mentally conscious lesser beings of the land.
Put it this way, how is it the whatever-almighty has so forsaken Her chosen that She’s reduced them to a bunch of parasitical moronic rabble forever screaming and bitching like hard done by kiasu, blood-suckling vampire thieves shouting “thieves” all over the place near entirely built by the Ketuanan Nons. Surely when some entities are blessed by a divine being our Ketuanan Bumi bros will have everything given for free unto them – or at least bestowed with the knowledge of how to get things done – including the power to get off from idling under the coconut trees.
I have nothing against anyone who finds lazing under coconut trees a lovely lifestyle. There’s nothing wrong with that. It is even a lifestyle choice for those who want to opt out of Weber’s “Protestant ethics” or the Nazis’ ”
Arbeit macht frei (Work Sets You Free). Indeed why the need to be set free when you are already free?
Why the craven struggle to find freedom living up to some foreigners’ ideals of their “Industrial Revolution” struggling to make something we can call a car, make steel which we can’t, produce palm oil we have to drink ourselves, etc?
Isn’t an idyllic lifestyle what foreigners come our country to see and admire and envy? An idyllic lifestyle is entirely possible when there are those (from mostly the Ketuanan Non-Bumis) who are willing to slave away to provide for the alternative lifestyle of a “chosen race”.
But those who suck the lifeblood out of the slaves must be grateful, and not indulge in threatening, bullying, and harassing G*d’s gift to Ketuanan Chosen Wans. This is very wrong. Where it is possible, Ketuanan Bumi should thank and pray for the Ketuanan Non-Bumis five or six times a day.
Yet we have the likes of Sergei Saleh whose only meaning in life is to pretend the Allamighty has appointed him exclusively to stick his thick head out and bark and bitch each time he sniffs socks and open up sandwiches, and whatever else comes up or is cooked up. Sometimes Sergei even swaggers about with what is most likely a China-made samurai sword. When Silly Sergei Saleh comically wields his sword it looks utterly clumsy and like the sword doesn’t belong to him. Or he’s just stolen it.
Silly Saleh should be suitably Ketuanan only use the foreign Javanese keris or the ketuanan rubber-tapper blade. Or the Cossack cutlass of his motherland since he’s half-baked Ketuanan and prefers to be brainwashed in Ketuanan Russian. What is as funny as an Indian leading Ketuanan Bolehland is a Russian seeking to lead Ketuanan Bolehland.
What Silly Sergei Saleh is blissfully about and an eternity behind is he’s barking up the wrong tree. His “issues” are at least or more than a century antique cooked up by the Brits to split the invented “Chosen” and the “others” so the Brits could divide and conquer and rule Malaya. When their Brit massahs left, their stooges were too stupid and lazy to invent new issues to beat the nons above their heads. Instead, the nons are made to suffer the same old same old “communist… greedy, ungrateful, rich, blah blah blah” Chinese Indians, etc nonsense when folks with the old Brit labels can ever be found anymore.
Our sh*t4brain Silly Samurai Saleh still looks under the beds for “communists” long gone, check socks and all to find G*d in anything and everything! Won’t Samurai Sergei find it more meaningful in his warped life he practices Russian Baba Yaga witchcraft or even bomoh medicine? Aspiring to lead his flock out of jungle bongo land, Sergei has to make himself up to date, interesting, and not cut himself with his own foreign blade, worse still fall on his own foreign sword.
Sergei Silly Saleh should strive to look the part of the ultimate all-conquering Scary Silly Saleh, lead an army of men just like those green knights of the north with their dustbin lid shields. Just don’t pretend to be equal of the green tsunami, there’s no competition between the bros, just don’t outdo each other in any infantile antics and grand stupidity!
And don’t think I’ve anything against Old Sergei. Anyone all willing to make a fcuking big fool of himself to make me lol I would be respectful to and admire. In fact I look to Silly Sergei Saleh de-throning our Ayatollah Anwar even though you can’t beat the MacMullah of MacDani for a good laugh, and he’s way past his discard by date.
Till then, may I wish you all a lifetime’s worth of ham chicken and ham turkey sandwiches ham kah cham to you! All ham dulilah, *burp* *fart* Amin!
It’s time again for my weekend sermon.
My admiration for Scary Silly Sergei Saleh knows no limits. Known also as Bolehland’s answer to the Last Samurai, a cut-down kiasu answer to the heroism and righteousness of our land. And faith.
Shreky symbol of the kampong back-ali
two-sen hero, my admiration for Scary Samurai Saleh reached still dizzying sizzling heights when I realised he must be a founding knight of the Hambali sect. Which should not be mistaken from the Ham Chicken or the Ham Turkiye sects. Even when they are all Ham-feasted.
A small fry that he may be in the greater scheme of a holy order, Scary Silly Sergei Saleh can still terrify wan and all – especially when he loses more than many screws that our old Protons can lose in one short ride.
Nevertheless in the world wide wok, Silly Shreky Sergei Saleh can more than cook up merry mischiefs and indulge in fowl play. Scary Silly Samurai Saleh can still slay chickens to frighten the Turkiye and cause plenty of mayham, I’ll never argue with anyone who can’t hold a sword properly. Our elders like Ah Jib, Hishamudin, Ibrahim Oily and other Klansmen always inspire fear in me when they wave around the kerises and stab the air above their heads with them. You always get visions of fowl play with all sorts of birds and even the winged donkey falling outa sky.
The Snake Pharaoh M for Memali Massacre Monster is even worse. As the patron saint of PerKKKasa, he puts on a stolen hotel shower cap and a famous portrait has him slicing his jambu nose to spite his dark sour dour mug.
Scary Samurai Sergei Silly Saleh picks easy targets like Chinese who mostly do not respond to a posturing oaf fighting hard to be a movie scar for Bolehland’s Hollywood and a chance to be discovered and get into a Namewee flick. Chinese Kung-fu movies have no end of Japanese samurais playing the part of nasty villains with atrocious Jap accents and even worse Chinese weird accents. Ask any real Chinese about the Chinese of Bolehland Chinese and you’ll draw a blank look from them.
Only my kind would accord respect for the good Chechen Baba Yaga bomoh doctor and give him some time from my yum cha breaks – every fifteen minutes if I were in Hong Kong.
Silly Sergei Saleh can never change any Chinese. The Chinese have no respect for enemies of their Kung-fu heroes and heroines. To win over any Chinese Kung-fu fan, you just say the other fella is Japanese. Scary Saleh is being a Silly Saleh the moment he lifts a samurai sword – even when it is made by a Chinese toy factory.
It is as bad as lifting a sandwich and finding it is ham Turkiye and not ham chicken. Or ham ham. It is heresy. Even when it is More ham made Ah Lee the celebrity chef whose hands created it.
The Chinese and Indians think Sergei is a kampong clown, a crude little political opportunist stirring the worst in what are peaceful productive citizens. The Chinese, in particular, are never impressed when their Kung-fu heroes are not from Ketuanan Cina stock, lock, and barrel.
They are even less impressed when Ketuanan Bolehland doesn’t do Indon silat, worse still wanks with an outsized circumcision device. Aren’t there genuine and pure Ketuanan props than Chinese pirate copies of Jap pirate props? I should enlighten you ignorant Bolehlanders, the “Japanese sword” was actually designed by a Chinese general Qi Jiguan who was assigned to the coasts to fight marauding Japanese pirates.
Silly Saleh is as bad as Namewee when it comes to being comfortable in Wang’s own skin – you can’t tell if Namewee is from a Taiwanese longkang or a Bolehland longkang or a hideous hybrid of a rojak “Malaysian Malaysia” every wang belongs mythical paradise. Being Chinese is always Wong with Namewee, he can’t make up his Taiwanese-brainwashed head like he can’t make a flick.
To be objective and fair, Namewee is infinitely better than that Mat Saleh and Chinese reject “Uncle Roger” whose real name sounds like Chinese for a struggle with constipation. To be fair again, Uncle Roger nggg nggg… *struggle with constipation* struggles with trying to be “Western” – like his banana audience struggles with being never-Chai-nees and famously end up with being hilarious Western racist caricatures of themselves!
Needless to say, Nggg is “accepted” by our bananas but not the West, even his crawling to the West by being suitably “anti-CCP” has not impressed the West, anti-China and anti-anything China is more a disease among those still infected with colonial subjugation and those swallowing the garbage perpetuate by certain quarters of the media. It is massively hilarious when Westerners jump en masse from the now-banned Tik Tok to RedNote, they never converted to anything Western, say no more!
Sergei Saleh, our subject is equally a seriously disappointing stooge of Brit colonial intrigue of splitting wan race from the others, a trick to perpetuate colonial divide-and-conquer policy. Our ketuananism is nothing but serving colonial interests. The Brits served up their colonial garbage to the chosen wans and they swallowed that whole! Wonderfully, our useless and hapless Ketuanan mentality is still as old and backward as from the time the Brits were massahs to our servile slave niggah monkeys.
Times have changed but the niggahs are still holding to their hollow chests the same deck of cards which their old massahs fed, thank you!
Our monkeys are just that fcuking lazy, useless, and hopeless bunch of arse-scratching monkeys, if there’s no massahs to update the old propaganda nonsense, short of doing the updates to improve on the seriously outdated and inappropriate old rubbish, the monkeys are just too stupid, lazy, incapable and useless to make contemporary racist, ketuananese, “supremacists” posturing and attacks effectual and meaningful. It is just too hard work for the sh*t for brain monkeys.
But there’s more than plenty Silly Saleh can do for his community (and the country) which boasts the most drug addicts and those under rehabilitation (which is expensive luxury that more than often gets nowhere).
Rather than be a fake and bad Muslim, Silly Saleh should do the best for his fellow humans than be a selfish little sh*t-stirrer leading his mighty imaginary army of menacing holy crusaders with hardly a couple of brain cells between the lot of them. Silly Scary Sergei Saleh makes Islam out to be quite a terrible terrorist outfit than a peaceful, compassionate and useful faith.
Waving and making menacing drama with a samurai sword does not help with Sergei’s abominable non-image. When and if Silly Saleh grows up he may mature and look back and see what a silly, stupid, and embarrassing kampong buffoon he has been. Even his Russian handlers will spit on him and cook his hide with cheap vodka.
His motherland Russia would be equally embarrassed they trained him to save lives and Silly Sergei spends his time doing circus antics which could easily lead his monkeys to cause injury and even loss of life. Fire-bombs, intimidating behaviour and threats of violence are already seriously atrocious as they are, Ayatollah Anwar is too terrified to reign in Silly Saleh, can’t find even find one single raisin to show Silly Samurai Saleh who’s balls/boss!
If anything the Ayatollah shows himself out as every bit a fraud and fake Muslim as Silly Samurai Saleh. Fancy giving billions to “Islamic development” and you only have Ayatollah Anwar and Silly Scary Samurai Saleh, and massive religious tension, and one Indian convert to boast about! Oh, puuleez!
The Chinese flag, yes, those colourful clothes attached to sticks and waved about, continue to agitate, scare, and terrify some of our extremely fragile heroic weaklings whose clinging to historic distortions fed by their Brit massahs made it out the Chinese were the mortal enemies of the Chinese, never mind Chinese here or anywhere else. Scare a Chinese flag might ambush you, issit?!
Ketuanan Bolehland wants desperately to sell to the Chinese but at the same time wants to stick to the colonial propaganda of their long-gone massahs and at the same time getting our palm oil force-fed up the arses, five and many more times a day as directed by Mother Teresa!
Fair enough, some of our heroes want to posture to the bitter enemies of ancient times we are monkeys to to contend with – and suck up to while, for example, we depend on the Chinese to make better cars than our ultra-rubbish old Protons – and cook kangkong, wtf! The Chinese would sooner show you what they can do with a kitchen knife than Silly Sergei Saleh with his stolen samurai sword!
Not just superb cooking and those dishes our ketuanan copied (you think mee, kway teow, bihun etc are Bolehland creations?), our Chinese uncles showed and learn us plenty and much more – including how to use the colour yellow for umbrellas and regalia.
Sergei Samurai Saleh’s royal shiite brown colour was even bestowed on him by the Holy Uncles of Ketuanan Cina.
So much for Russian Samurai Sergei Silly Saleh, now also a fool-time sandwich inspector. He has to do the hard work of flipping over one side of a sandwich, check if it’s legal ham. This kind of work makes Silly Sergei Samurai Saleh some kind of hamster too, at times Silly Saleh helps himself to a nibble or two of the Holy or non-holy fare. Ayatollah Anwar can teach to flip over a sandwich, anything that fails the holy test is a flop. Geddit? Flip, flop, Anwar?!
Dear Finance twitter
JAKIM is no wrong in this case. If the final product manufacturer does not certified by JAKIM, they cannot use the halal logo on its product. In this case shake and bake is at fault. And halal certification is beyond ingredients used.
Im not siding JAKIM but we need to be fair when commenting this case