As soon as Trump disembarked from Air Force One, the U.S. president knew he was going to have fun. Even days before his trip to the Asean Summit on October 26, the agendas had been set between Washington and Kuala Lumpur. There would be only handshakes, praises and diplomatic compliments. Compared with European Union, Canada, Latin America or China, Trump loves ASEAN.
Donald Trump had been briefed that all the Southeast Asian leaders were eager to meet him, shake his hand, rub shoulders with the world’s most powerful man, sign his tariff deals, and queue for the once-in-a-lifetime photo-op. Not a single country in the region would dare criticize the world’s biggest economy, even after Trump slapped tariffs on them. Asean was an easy meat for the U.S.
Claiming to have stopped “eight wars in eight months”, the U.S. president also saw the opportunity to add a trophy in the Thailand-Cambodia peace deal. Upon landing at around 10am on Sunday (Oct 26), both Trump and host, Malaysian Prime Minister Anwar Ibrahim, shared a shimmy and shake to the tune of Hawaii Five-O before the U.S. president suddenly started dancing to local music on the red carpet.
Donald Trump should be grateful that Anwar, being a good host, did not counter with his deadly signature dance – the slick MGR dance like the late Tamil cinema superstar MG Ramachandran that would put Trump’s YMCA dance to shame. The surprise dance puts Malaysia’s Malay community, especially PM Anwar, in a precarious situation over Trump’s pro-Israel policy.
Mr Anwar, who has previously been a stern critic of American policy in the Gaza conflict, praised Mr Trump’s “tenacity and courage because the world needs leaders who promote peace strongly”. Temporarily putting Palestinians suffering aside, Anwar continued sucking up to the U.S. when he said Trump’s leadership could even pave the way for “a just and durable peace” in Gaza and the world at large.
“It has given the world a glimmer of hope that even in the most intractable conflicts, diplomacy and determination can prevail,” – PM Anwar rained more praises, even though it was President Trump who had sent more weapons to Israel to bomb Gaza and even Qatar. Hilariously, Anwar had never mentioned a single word about Israel while Trump was in Malaysia.
Jared Kushner, Donald Trump’s son-in-law, is Jewish, born into an Orthodox Jewish family in New Jersey. His wife, Ivanka Trump, the favourite daughter of Trump, converted to Judaism before their 2009 marriage. Trump has since become an observant Jew, embracing practices like observing the Jewish Sabbath to connect with her family. This is why forked-tongue Anwar dared not spoke ill about Israel.
Anwar, who had previously ridiculed Trump for imposing tariffs on penguins, has even shamelessly cracked some jokes to project his closeness with Trump. Having accepted Trump’s invitation to ride in the armoured limousine dubbed “The Beast” from KLIA (Kuala Lumpur International Airport), he gloated the U.S. President was “delighted to break the rules” by not following his own security.
It’s not hard to see why Anwar was so desperate – and overjoyed – over the once-in-a-lifetime ride on the U.S. presidential state car. Trump is the third U.S. president in history to visit Malaysia, after Lyndon B. Johnson in 1966 and Barack Obama in 2014 and 2015. This means Anwar is the third premier to enjoy such intimacy after his political rival Najib Razak’s PR stunt with Obama, along with a selfie.
Not even Anwar’s mentor-turned-nemesis, former Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad, had the chance to sit inside 8-tonnes The Beast. Despite being the longest serving prime minister for 22 years and 22 months, Mahathir had to pay disgraced U.S. lobbyist Jack Abramoff a whopping US$1.2 million to organize a White House meeting between him and President George W. Bush in 2002.
But crowing about his sudden friendship with Trump was just the appetizer. With world attention focusing on Trump, narcissist Anwar tried extremely hard to show off commonality between him and Trump. He drew attention about their shared past of finding themselves on the wrong side of the law. “I was in prison, and you almost got there,” – Anwar proudly shared his prison time with Trump.
The Malaysian leader was referring to jail terms he spent behind bars for controversial sodomy, corruptionand abuse of power charges. Meanwhile, the American leader faced 34 convictions in 2024 of falsifying business records to cover up a payment to adult film actress Stormy Daniels in the final days of the 2016 presidential campaign. Anwar wanted to impress Trump that they have many things in common.
Flattering the U.S. president went into overdrive when PM Anwar, like a small boy crying for candies, asked Trump to give him a White House pen as souvenir during the formal signing of the US-Malaysia Reciprocal Trade Agreement on Sunday (Oct 26). As a friendly gesture, Trump handed his pen to Anwar, who was later seen placing it carefully into his suit pocket – proudly and grinning from ear to ear.
The trade deal agreed with Kuala Lumpur locks in the 19% tariff on exports to the U.S., with zero rating for key products such as semiconductors and pharmaceuticals that constitute the bulk of what Malaysia sells to America. In exchange, Washington won a raft of concessions that included access to critical minerals, a key issue in the ongoing trade tensions between the US.. and China.
However, the opposition parties have slammed Anwar Madani for surrendering RM1 trillion to the U.S. by committing to purchase American goods amounting to that value. It appeared Anwar was more interested in appeasing and praising Trump than in pushing for a lower tariff. Anwar also appeared to be too terrified in confronting Trump about the violence, brutality, and atrocities by the Zionist Israeli regime.
Facing criticism over his extraordinary warm and friendly ties with Trump, PM Anwar has cooked up a half-baked tale – he insisted to have confronted Trump over the Gaza war during the private ride in The Beast. Anwar was not the only one whining, moaning and bitching till foaming at the mouth about Palestinians being slaughtered by the Israelis, but chickens out the moment Trump arrives in Air Force One.
Akmal Saleh, the greatest UMNO-Malay hero who has vowed to confront Trump if the Commander-in-Chief dares to step his foot on Kuala Lumpur, had gone MIA (missing in action). Exactly where was Akmal when the Malays, Muslims, Palestinians, Arabs and Islam needed him the most? Yes, the fake Islam defender who has threatened to protest in front of Trump was hiding instead.
Donald Trump’s visit presented a golden opportunity for Akmal and his millions of UMNO Youth members to take to the street to voice their displeasure. In the same breath, two separate mini protests in Malaysia’s capital attended only by hundreds of attendees was a slap in the face of those who had been screaming to oppose the “Great Satan” United States.
Likewise, the failure of Islamist party PAS to mobilize tens of thousands of supporters to defend Palestinians speaks volumes about the hypocrisy of all Malay politicians. Prime Minister Anwar’s double-faced and Akmal’s cowardice show they only talk big, and only know how to bully and intimidate fellow minority ethnic Chinese and Indians. They lost their balls when faced with real opponents like Trump.
Instead of reprimanding Trump – publicly at the opening of the 47th Asean Leaders Summit – to show Madani’s courage in defending Palestinians, a promise PM Anwar personally made early this month, the pathetic Anwar leadership chose to excessively apple-polishing Trump to the extent of asking for a White House pen out of admiration for the pro-Israel United States.
And instead of teaching Trump a lesson he won’t forget in his life, UMNO Youth Chief Akmal chose to be as quiet as a church mouse – hiding and pretending that the U.S. president was not in the neighbourhood, despite a promise to protest in front of Trump. It was both disgraceful and shameful that the United Malays National Organization (UMNO) also keeps quiet about the lavish welcome and farewell for Trump.
From the beginning, Washington knew the Asean meetings rarely deliver results. The only reason Trump agreed to attend the Asean Summit was to claim victory, especially the Thai-Cambodia peace deal. Mr Trump also signed a reciprocal trade agreement with Cambodia and Malaysia, and a framework on trade negotiations with Thailand and Vietnam.
Even at crucial trade talks with China at the towering Merdeka 118 a stone’s throw away from where the Asean meetings were being held, U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent expressed “great respect” for Chinese Vice-Pemier He Lifeng. In comparison, he had in early October described Beijing’s outspoken trade negotiator Li Chenggang as “unhinged” and “very disrespectful”.
Mr Trump was kept in good spirits all day in Kuala Lumpur, describing the region’s leaders as “spectacular leaders” and “incredible people” of “genius”, whose every “touch turns to gold”, because everyone wants to be in his good books. Only gullible Malays believed Anwar and Akmal prioritized Palestian’s interest over America’s interest. No wonder Trump could afford to dance before even the summit begins.
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October 28th, 2025 by financetwitter
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Trouble with our half-baked heroes of ketuananism, the moment they are pitted against Ketuanan Angmoh their legs turn to jelly and they shudder in blind fear. Our half-baked heroes turn half-ass and full donkeys and they surrender, defer to, and bang their tiny hollow heads on the ground in deep reverential worship of the massahs.
Ahlau hu Akmal is extra scared of Uncle Donnie of Unkasama Sam because his bomoh qualification is from Russia and Unkasama Sam is not exactly friendly with Russia. For reasons only known to Ahlau hu Akmal (poor entry qualification) he had no choice but to go to Russia to study Russian bomoh medicine. Even our rubbish so-called universities can’t take him in to do our amazing bomoh medicine. If you watch Ahlau hu Akmal in action he is never seen holding two coconuts above his head.
When Uncle Tariffs Trump came to our kampong, our halal ham inspector Ahlau hu Akmal should have been the first to confront the Orange Utan and challenged him over the hundreds of issues ketuanan has with Unkasama Sam. But with ketuanan true nature of a species without a spine and testicles , it was cowardice and no epic showdown from Frightening Fatboy and Ketuanan Inc.
Ahlau hu Akmal is only a circus show boy and paper kitty. In other words, just a pussy. Mind you, Ayatollah Avocado Anwar is no far different in ugliness of character. He’s an even more famous pussy. Comes the time he’s got to show and use his balls, our holy hero, bff of Hamas, drops his fake testicles, kowtows to, and sucks up Tyrant Trump’s rear exit. As usual, it’s two-faced, forked-tongued treachery and cowardly retreat obscene show from the Ayatollah. As fellow ketuanan loud and noisy big talk and big show, Ayatollah Avocado has been in the kampong snake oil conman game for a very long time. In fact that’s what he’s been doing all his shifty life, play and more sides all the time and get caught with his sarong down.
As soon as white man Uncle Trump shows up, the Ayatollah lost his voice and noise by sucking up King Trump, sell the Palestinians down the river. Fat kampong thug macho symbol of sexless primordial swamp life
We mustn’t forget our ultra-nationalist ultra-rubbish band of little fascist bros have always been propped up by the various imperialists and colonialists to serve the massahs, so have no ability nor wish to cease crawling and be their own masters. If there no one to think for them then our nationalist ketuanan heroes are jolly damn done for! When the colonial massahs stopped holding the hands – or the dciks (as the Brits prefer) of their stooge running brown pigs, their world literally collapsed – overnight. From the initial neo-colonial set-up till now, there’s been nothing that one could call achievement. Maybe just the single slogan word “Merdeka”- which is shiite” in two different ways in French.
We didn’t hear Tariffs Trump ask for Ahlau hu Akmal by name or by animal noises, the Yankistani massah must have been very unimpressed by his damn native stooges, Ayatollah Avocado and Ahlau hu Akmal alike. It’s no fun for egotistical master Trump if his stooges are easy to trample on and walked over. No challenge there.
Would have been a seismic event if one or both of our ketuanan heroes grabbed Trump and gave him a sharp lecture about Palestine and Hamas. True to ketuanan spinelessness and utter cowardice, our heroes were quiet as mosque mice in the presence of the white man. Both sold out their Palestinian bros and let down everyone else, typical of our shifty two-faced Muslims. But then the Muslim bros have the habit of stabbing each other in the back. Our very sick butchers go to Syria etc and kill their bros, sis, children on behalf of the West and Israel. The Palestinians wouldn’t have suffered as much if their fellow Muslims hadn’t stabbed them in the back.
What’s going on you ask when Tyrant Trump who enables Israeli slaughter and genocide on the Palestinians and Ayatollah Avocado Anwar dances with him! And Fatboy Ahlau hu Akmal is nowhere to be found, the Russian bomoh wasn’t around and forcing the compassionate and the merciful on the nons. Nor was he busy opening up ham sandwiches for halal compliance. Nor was Fatboy holy bro swinging from flagpoles checking flags were the wrong way up. So much for the heroes of ketuananism, someone shouted “Orange Utan” and our esteemed leaders and holy defenders of the faith charge out to kowtow to the white massahs and scuk his backside!
What a show, Ayatollah Avocado Anwar plays the bongo while his white massah Trump dances.
And other hero of ketuananism and defender of the faith of the compassionate and the merciful that Fatboy Ahlau hu Akmal sneaks into hiding with his stuck up his arse, wtf!
What a show, another Bolehland circus freak show, starring no wan better than our leading freaks, wtf! No wonder Malaisesia is such a kandy of grovelling, kowtowing slave crawlers, our leaders set such wonderful examples!