Yes, Sabri’s government failed. But there’s an eerie silence from the Selangor state government of Pakatan Harapan. So, what did Anwar Ibrahim’s party, Party Keadilan Rakyat, who helmed the state government do to help the flood victims? What we read in the papers is just Lim Kit Siang doing what he does best, that is to complain, complain, complain! Surely the Selangor state government has major responsibilities towards the flood victims too? Or are these PKR and Pakatan people just good at complain but not doing anything?

A fat drowned pig bloated cabinet and not even wan single half-witted kampong longkang genius in it! It certainly scums up the mighty bunch of the nation’s best in the clueless, the useless, and the worthless. The gomen is everything like a deliberate effort to headhunt for the absolute garbage there is in the whore of Bolehland, a talentless talent scout from Ketuanan Bolehland must have sourced the spastic monkeys in the gomen from the bottom of a rotting bin or binti of garbage, converted the great find to fcuking rotting headless chickens.

Still, it is not fair to say the gomen has done nothing and appeared too late and still doing fcuk all for the rakyat. For a start, the PM Ismelly Lowyatkob Sabrina, who always looks he hasn’t the little energy to even open his eyelids, did appear finally to look at those rakyat affected by the flood – only that he was hiding in the comfort of his vehicle too afraid that he might have to help, lift his fingers to move a debris and get himself dirty.

Sabrina might have been wearing high heels too (he’s a shorty, and he might be a trans – no crime, that) , and heels wouldn’t be the right gear to do any work. And not doing anything but get nicely paid is the name of the game for our pig lazy gomen monkeys.

Staying away in the comfort of his car, Lowyatkob could still do his regal wave to the rakyat. Waving the hand is still hard work for the genetically lazy ketuanan species. It wasn’t altogether a bad idea hiding in his vehicle, there were crocs, snakes, and creepy crawlies lurking in the water, and maybe even turtles out for revenge, and his safety might be compromised.

And lucky for Sleepy Sabrina, he was safe from being cornered by any Malay auntie, which would have been worse than being fcuked by an unlucky crocodile. Ask NIAHMA’s Noh-can-do about that and he’d say he’s not recovered from the bout of beautiful and patronising tongue lash by our famous Auntie. I much doubt Noh-can-do can ever recover from that monumental verbal bash which will go down in history as one of the greatest work by a Malaysian. I call Auntie’s a class act, calm and composed, and beautifully executed – we can see Noh-can-do executed on the spot.

Why do our monkeys in gomen always have to go around with a big entourage? Every few steps they take, our gomen monkeys must be accompanied by equally useless monkeys who behave like frozen cardboard cut-outs of useless decorative objects around to make our big shots stand out like fcuking sore dciks. Other than to carry balls in the form of shrivelled raisins, and to do blowj*bs on tiny bits of dead twigs, the escort monkeys cost lots of money to raise and do absolutely nothing for the citizens.

It’s just as bad when our big shot monkeys go round with police outriders, then you get traffic jams as the merry sirens go off as the fleets of vehicles carrying fcuking useless monkeys deprive the public their ability to go round to their productive day. I’ve just read even ambulances have to stop when the fleet carrying practically dead gomen monkeys around so they can do nothing but look important. Bolehland is certainly the shith*le country where the dead runs the lives of the living. We even have a fcuking near dead zombie who is being revived by the fcuking DAP so that he can ruin Malaysia great again the only job the Kerala Krait knows!

Have you seen anything more fcuking stupid than a boat laden full of fcukhead retards making up half entourage of the tengku finance fella? Just how is Mr Tengku going to rescue a single person if his sampan is so overloaded with fcuking useless excess baggage monkeys? If Mr Tengku needed to bullshit and fake it, he should have been a tad more convincing and expected everyone else to be a lot more intelligent than him! Then again, the stupid tend to be too unintelligent to realise they are the only stupid around – good for Ketuanan and Bolehland gomen, and nothing else.

Instead of having half the tauhu in their midget skulls to even bullshit half convincingly, we had the fcuking Doraemonster Renal Whatsit tell us she can’t quite work out what shoes she should be seen half-dead in. Rather than keeping quiet the appalling monkey made all the wrong excuses for her fake lack of ability and personality, plied and piled up all the fat load of classic bollocks excuses you can only expect from our useless politician monkeys.

Our gomens – and equally fcuking useless opposition have always been thin-skinned, never able to take the least of any critical remark. We have the gomen attempting to shut out comments pointing out to serious failures which only make those failures and censorship more glaring! Our political monkeys are famous for their threats of lawsuits and their taking out frivolous lawsuits and fcuking SDs which they swear and unswear all the time. It seems the monkeys have huge fcuking egos, hypersensitivity to the least of criticism, low self-esteem, and no sense of self-awareness of any sort.

If anything useful can be said for the gomen, that’s best put into a fat book on the readily-available material – it’s trademark and excessive stupidity! It’s going to be a tough act for the gomen to get out of the gigantic hole it’s very ably dug for itself. It’s own creation and attraction of adverse publicity will be its coming downfall. And it will be with a loud bang too, a lot of Malays have become very unimpressed with the non-performing and ineffectual gomen. And that’s all fast at the heel of the terrible non-management of Covid, the economy, you name it..! Sure, some may quickly forget the failures of the gomen which may be put right by upping the hardship payout, that might make some forget the gomen is worse than the floods.

Come the next flood, the wounds would open up again. We’ll as usual get the guaranteed display of incompetence, stupidity, and all, but the gomen, if it just about survived it this time, would be definitely met with a no-holds-barred onslaught from the rakyat.

“So, what did Anwar Ibrahim’s party, Party Keadilan Rakyat, who helmed the state government do to help the flood victims?”

Can’t answer that, the servile stooge of the Yank neocons has to wait for the instructions from his foreign masters.

“… just Lim Kit Siang doing what he does best, that is to complain, complain, complain!”

The old Tokong complained and complained about the Snake Pharaoh M for for Memali Monster for decades, the next thing we know he almighty “forgave” the old near-dead ancient zombie, elevated the non-existent quality of the dying snake to high heavens, had the DAP turned into a snake worshipping cult, made the Memali Monster PM.

The treacherous old snake grandpa of Josef StaLim Guano Eng, then turned on Khat Siang, bit him on his one shrivelled goolie, fcuked up the DAP, and fcuked up his own gomen of dumbass yes monkeys.

Yes, the perpetual loser Khat Siang is back to his only form: complaining… And the DAP is on its paved road to oblivion, the recent amazing election defeats are lighting up the way to the DAP’s end, good fcuking riddance, Amen!

More on the Lim Lynasty.

We mustn’t forget Tokkokkong Khatput Siang doing his usual version of the typical Snake Pharaoh talk after the sound whacking the DAP received from their humiliating defeat at the Sarawak election. Khatput Siangtau (chief bullshitter) pontificate pompously Sarawakians didn’t vote to leave the clutch of Malaya.

What sheer rot is Khatput Siangtau spouting?

Firstly, does the decrepit Tokong think his Lim Lynasty is the imperial masters of Sarawak? It is so out of time for any progressive political party to still think like 17th century colonial powers seemingly with their god-given right to lord it and trample over their subjects and steal and rob them blind, the natives must obey.

If the Tokong Khatput Siangtau is half-awake to the sensitivities of Sarawakians, he should know full-well there are many Sarawakians who do not like Malaya’s colonialism. Only the colonial sedition laws make it presently inconvenient for many to stake protests against Malaya. Given half the chance to express themselves freely, easily a substantial part of Sarawak would not hesitate to be rid of the colonialists of Malayastan.

If PH had the courage to remove the internal “security” laws, it would have encouraged true freedom of expression. Obviously, it kept the sedition laws and the internal “security” apparatus as cheap running dogs of the ancient zombie dictator Memali Monster, repressive laws would serve them nicely. PH, as stooges for foreign powers wants to agitate for them but definitely not want freedom or freedom of expression for Sarawak or any Joshua Wong, “colour revolution” or the umbrella mobs when the foreign massahs have not ordered them. The time for a jolly nice bit of balkanisation is not quite due yet.

Secondly, the DAP are seem by many in Sarawak as a foreign party – which it is, the colonial overlords are in Malaya with their local puppets operating as underlings of with bollocks by way of power for themselves. That’s also why parties with Malayan colonial overlords fail most of the time, the colonial underlings want their bits of power too. The DAP has some support mainly because they play the race card to gain the backing of the mainly Chinese chauvinists. But Sarawak’s Chinese are very nationalistic Sarawakians too – all like the other races, including Sarawak’s third class token “bumis”, in due course they will win greater support for their parties which are now splitting votes.

Thirdly, and most importantly, Sarawakians hate vehemently the grandpa of Tokong Khatput Siangtau goofy son Tokong Josef StaLim Guano Eng, the Snake Pharaoh M for Memali Monster. If Khatput Siangtau has the honesty, decency, and courage to admit that, he wouldn’t have looked such a moronic, decrepit, and big-time loser, 60 years in politics as a perpetual loser, the only time he’s got anywhere he was lovingly assphcuked by the snake he slept with – and who subsequently, and expected, bit him between the legs.

Fourthly, Chinese schools and their tiny existence in the apartheid country are sacred to those Chinese who have not discovered the race called “Malaysians”, trust the Chinese to only want to be Chinese. The invention of a “Malaysian” race is every bit as fcuking nonsensical and farcical as the invention of the “Malay” race by the angmohs. If anyone looks deeper into it, everyone of any race here is of fcuking migrant origin, including the “Malay”race. To make things more problematic, “Malaysia” was an invention of the colonial Brits. From that, anything and everything relating to that would be nothing but a huge pile of fcuking nonsensical fat bollocks!

Fifthly, the DAP got whacked in Sarawak because of its other free gifts of irritants like that famous Xmas tree with the DAP logo atop, that never went down well with Sarawakians. Worse still, when there were noises against the DAP logo, it was plain stupid to insist on its dumbfcuk cheapskate grand idea that the imposition of a political logo on a religious symbol should be accepted by all. Besides, while the fake Christians in the DAP may think they are their god’s gift to Malaysia, plenty of voters think of them as self-serving bastards and Yank evangelical stooges serving foreign agendas, hijabs or not. And crawling to the Kerala Krait is a monumentally bad idea.

Sixthly, the insult to injury of that bowing and heart touching clown drama of apology for losing so many seats by the DAP losers was astoundingly comic bogus circus.

If the Lim Lynasty and the DAP were not so fcuking cocky, cocksure and such theatrical political frauds they are, and totally insensitive to its voters, they should have learned from those by-elections – and flying eggs.

Instead the DAP insisted on its self-righteous self and invited to be assphcuked by the voters – while still begging to be assphcuked by the treacherous zombie Snake Pharaoh. Even after the ancient zombie Memali Mo openly stabbed the tokongs and the DAP up their arses, the sorry bunch of sick suckers went into pathetic denial. So much for DAP “dignity congress”! The whore of the DAP would have known their deserved latest defeat in Sarawak was coming. The flying eggs from pissed-off Malayans would have been free food for thought for minds starved of common sense.

And can anyone imagine Chinese chauvinists anywhere, Sarawak or Malaya, to be wan bit impressed with the DAP sucking up to their most hated zombie Memali Mo? The Lim Lynasty and the fcuking DAP continued to worship the Snake Pharaoh and pushed the loathsome creature to the face of opposition voters. The Memali Monster even had a dedicated DAP bunch of crawler Playmates to sit under the hooves of the ancient zombie to worship and scuk the old jinn’s shrivelled dead twig!

Well, never mind Sarawak, the days are numbered for the DAP in Malaya too – the signs were there even before the DAP got the blessed knee between the legs from Sarawak, the DAP already had a jolly good drubbing in elections in Malaya (with added flying eggs, organic free-range, I hope)!

It’s sheer cheapskate kiasu arrogance and denial the DAP getting properly whacked in this yet more election has nothing to do with the DAP being the shithouse pan for the Snake Pharaoh. Putting up that cheap drama of apology to the electorate is theatrical too late, the DAP had more than plenty of time to do a lot of self-reflection especially for pretending it has not let down its voters big-time, especially the Chinese.

There’s nothing more humiliating for those with a bit of dignity and self-esteem than watching the Tokongs and the DAP Playmates for the Memali Monster suck up to the hated zombie dictator – and smugly defending their detestable lowly behaviour. If not for all the rest of their cotton-picking incredible stupidity, the sick religion and ritual of devotion and sucking up the butthole of the ancient snake zombie would be singularly the DAP’s downfall.

There was also the grovelling pandering to ketuanan over Chinese schools, cutting funds to those – for the two free gifts of Tokong Khatput Siangtau waxing lyrically about the joy of Jawi. And, of course, the fun of scribbling Khat. What great additional ways of fcuking up the Chinese!

To show their infinite gratitude for bringing them such delights and improved position in the apartheid sistem, the Chinese and other admirers of the DAP, assphcuked the Lim Lynasty and the DAP by voting them out. Sarawak may not tell colonial Malaya and the imperialist tokongs to fcuk off just now, but Tokong Lim Khatput Siangtau is provoking them to by ranting pompously like a longkang imperial overlord with no gomen. The rest of the shith*le country had best learn from the ugly decline into oblivion of the DAP. But first, the DAP destined to split up before its miserable death. The act of saying Boo to the Lim Lynasty dictator tokongs is only the start.

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